It can be the grocery store. It can be the Asian shop on the corner. It doesn't matter. These little bitch ass workers and Loss prevention guys always wanna follow me. Its funny because they try to act like undercover cops and shit hiding behind racks and reading "Cosmo" magazine all the while peering at my ass trying to watch me.
I used to work in a clothing store that sold men and womens clothing, and all the time the managers would try to get the employees to watch certain customers mainly young males dressed a certain way. All the while it was the females stealing shit right under their stupid noses.
I don't need to steal. Especially from Toys 'R' Us. Yeah I am really gonna stick that Nintendo Wii thats sealed inside a impenetrable glass case under my shirt. I'm gonna steal that jungle gym and cart it right out the front door. Please.
Fact is I make more then those bitch ass fake security guards who's bosses have to tell them when they sign up for their jobs they are going to get their faces beat in for following the wrong people. Just call the real cops don't try to be a hero.
Now I know there are people that steal. But news flash it ain't just black folks. We are more likely to use some hook-up we got to get us their employee discount or to change the price on something for us then try to steal it. And frankly employees do more stealing and shady shit then the customers.
QUIT WATCHING ME. There is a reason your stupid ass is working as a rent-a-cop or a cashier and it isn't because of your undercover cop skills. Quit watching "Cops" reruns and actually try to sell me something. Then maybe you can get promoted to assistant asshole.
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