CELEBRITY SHIT CLUB!

WTF! I'm flipping through the channels on the Direct TV and I see Warren G's ass, a former gangsta, crippin' homie of Snoop Dogg; maker of one of the most gangsta records ever (Regulators) almost in tears afraid of heights n shit.

Then I see that "drill sergeant" Pervis or Harvey whatever his name is making recordings of his voice for that hormonally imbalanced guy Ross who sounds like a Golden Girl, and giving him these bisexual looks. WTF!? Then he blew up like a menopausal bitch and tried to get crunk with Screech. How fairy-like Harold.

THEN to top it off Warren G disappoints me yet again crying and whining when that crazy ass Screech guy told everybody he was using Valtrex or Zanex, or Xantrex I think it was to lose weight. Warren G was crying like some ol' beotch and that was another blow to the rap game.

Who the fuck are these people? The word celebrity used to have a meaning. Well my black ass doesn't consider any shitbag on the show to be a "celebrity" anymore. Maybe C list, but Tiffany? That bitch had a hit in like 85.

And how the fuck is a grown man scared to go in a grocery store. What a pussy! Was he scared that some celery sticks were gonna make their way out the produce aisle and beat him down. Was he chased by a old bitch when he was little with a cart. And if you don't know who I'm talking about, I'm talking about that Judd character who is only famous because he has the same last name of another overrated acting bitch who is always at basketball games.

In conclusion I just wanted to vent about my hatred of yet another dumb ass reality show where celebs come and whine about their lives. It makes me want to shit everytime i see that little fairy host with the comb over and that jerk ass doctor who can't close his little mouth because his big ass teeth restrict the oxygen flow through his esophagus. Matter of fact I have to shit now. Peace.

June '07